you begin to think half frozen French fries don't taste
that bad
you keep a bucket of water by your side while cooking dinner
you spontaneously break into strange songs in public
you can stare at a spider web for an hour and not even notice the time
passing
you carry your own toilet paper wherever you go
you always read by flashlight
you horde tent stakes
you wear 2 pairs of socks to bed
you sleep under a trash bag
you always have hat hair
you're always counting how many matches you have left
you tie up your little brother...and he can't get loose
you roast mini marshmallows on a paper clip over a candle, put it on a
golden graham with a shaving of chocolate," just to get the flavor"
you always cook enough food for twelve
pie iron pizzas is the best meal you've had all week
you open letters with a pocket knife
you eat ants on a log and like it
you wear bread bags on your feet
you know 365 one pot meals
you help little old ladies...whether they want it or not.
your neighbors hide when they see you going around the neighborhood
with, "that order form"
you have to go to the bathroom and you look for a buddy
you tie your shoes and look in the handbook to see if it counts towards
a merit badge
you see a pile of rocks and immediately put them in a circle
you know 100 uses for a bandana
you collect used candles and dryer lint
your favorite cologne is Deep Woods Off
